The Smurf Movie

Honestly, I didn't even realise that the Smurfs were still a thing.  However, since a new movie has come out, all the unfortunate implications of Smurfette being the only female (and, furthermore, female being her only mentioned trait) have come to the surface again.  So, rather than make a long preaching-to-the-choir post, I have made a simple decision;

...I am going to refer to Smurfette as CEO Smurf from this point on.  Why?  For the hell of it.

Join me.